What everyone agrees is the best poem

Let’s go grab a bite at the best rated restaurant in town,

And then if you’re down,

We can see the movie with the best reviews that everyone likes,

And then we can go home, perhaps on some bikes,

And have a good time on our highly recommended mattress,

I’ll be your loving fornicatress,

And then I’ll brush my teeth with my highly rated toothbrush and toothpaste,

Not even let a little go to waste,

And then tomorrow, maybe I’ll go to the coffee shop with what everyone agrees is the best coffee,

Paired with what everyone agrees is the best toffee!

And I’ll read what everyone agrees is the best book of the last twenty years,

Maybe I’ll shed a few tears!

And then I’ll have a conversation with my friend and we’ll talk about,

And we’ll have no doubt,

How much we like the restaurant and the movie and the coffee and the book,

Neither of us is no mook!

Because you see, we both have good taste,

And we see the see thing,

And eat the eat food,

And drink the drink drink,

And read the read book,

And we think the think think,

And we talk the talk talk,

And we laugh the laugh laugh,

And then my friend tells me something sad,

Something really really bad,

And I say the best thing to say,

And they smile a little smile and we eventually say good day,

And while I walk away,

I can’t help but feel something is astray,

You see, I saw something that made me feel some way,

A couple kids playing in my way,

So happy, so scrappy, so free, so glee,

When I was young, I used to like different things,

And different people,

And different ideas,

And then I learned I was wrong,

The things I liked weren’t good things,

The people I liked weren’t good people,

The ideas in my head were no good,

Like everyone else, I wanted to be,

Here I am, them is me.